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Google’s Willow: Quantum Computing Breakthrough or Multiverse Mayhem?

Google’s, “Willow” is a quantum chip that’s either a scientific marvel or the harbinger of multiverse chaos. No, Disney isn’t rebooting a Marvel franchise—-it’s Google that’s claimed to’ve solved that brain scratcher in five minutes. It would normally take a supercomputer about 10 septillion YEARS to solve something like that. Naturally, this has sparked debates, […]

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Christmas Eve at the Vatican: Pope Francis Opens Holy Doors Amid Jubilee Year Controversies

Ah, Christmas Eve at the Vatican—a special time of year when The Catholic Church celebrates the birth of Jesus through song, prayer and the occasional drunken rant. This year, Pope Francis will do something no Pope has ever done during this special season: perform a “Holy Door Ceremony”… in a prison. The man in white […]

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Project Blue Beam and The Mass Hysteria in The Garden State

The Garden State is growing mass hysteria due to the New Jersey Drones that have been circling the skies since late November. They’re lighting up and blurring camera lenses on the daily. Officials claim these unidentified drones are  harmless SUV-sized aircrafts manned by tech bros or confused stargazers. (…right…) Conspiracy Theorists, however, point the finger […]